The following is courtesy of the flat mate. What happens when a B.A.S.E jump goes bad. What is worse, the fact that this actually happened, or the fact that I tell fellow ems workers about the link and have a discussion like the following:
B.A.S.E. jump gone bad
hgs: what happens whena b.a.s.e. jump goes bad...
hgs: theres sound btw.
aw: wow, can you say OWWWWWW
hgs: I could probably deal with that a whole lot better if there wern't those gurgeling sounds crying for help
aw: haha hyea
hgs: how many things do you think he broke?
hgs: or easier question might be how many things do you think he didn't break
aw: i think crush is the word
aw: shatter
aw: lol
hgs: crush, shatter, obliterate...semantics
aw: haha exactly