Things you'd like to say out loud at work.... (edited to reflect syracuse)
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. It could also be the massive amount of cheap imitation Tiffany jewelry you are wearing.
3. How about never? Is never good for you? Try callin up more than 5 minutes in advance
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. Just because you are in Newhouse doesn’t mean crap you’re still fair game
5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. Try going back to the basic ESL course that Syracuse offers
6. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. An Occlusive trauma dressing also fits in this pretty well.
7. just because the person you are talking to on your cell phone isn’t right next to you, doesn’t mean you need to scream into the phone to make them hear.
8. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting and bad BO (try walking into the MadLab on a Friday night)
9. Just because your daddy is a lawyer from Long Island still doesn’t mean your shitty fake ID will get you into a bar bitch.
10. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. I’ve got larger issues to deal with than a shitty grade I gave you on a paper.