I bit the bullet an ended up going to see Dan Savage speak tonight at Syracuse and I jotted down some quotes that he made during his speech, which was actually a 2 hour question and answer session. I got my copy of Skipping Towards Gomorrah signed
“He (referring to the host) has been smoking pretty badly lately for a vain guy with pretty hair. I give you my permission to slap him if you see him smoking…”
“That’s not to say you shouldn’t fuck sluts. That’s what they are there for”
“Ladies…if your not comfortable with that (in reference to head I think), get a lesbian”
“He can eat every pussy at an SPCA meeting and people will never believe that he is straight” (in reference to how women can be ‘lesbians’ in college then once they graduate become straight, however men if they suck a dick or two will always be ‘gay’)
“Who better to tell you that you stink than the guy whose nose is wedged in there” (in reference to why some guys refuse to please a woman orally)
“How do you get it out of your system? Hunt. Conquest. Hunt. Conquest. Hunt. Conquest… and hopefully get it out of your system before you die” (in response to why guys sleep around I think)
“It is supremely easy to get laid if you are guy and willing with have sex with anything…It’s a bathhouse staffed by very willing volunteers”
“You can overindulge yourself in anything. Spinach, Twinkies…Internet Porn”
“America needs to pick the type of gays it is going to hate” (In reference to how people are accepting of gay couples who ‘act like straight couples’ and go to things like PTA meetings or those who go to gay pride parades and wear sequined halter tops and have bondage parties)
“Gay people don’t get pregnant by accident. Straight people get drunk and fall down and get up pregnant all the time”
“Mary Cheney walks on stage and then this Mac Truck pulls along side her…how do they sleep together?” (Discussion about the Cheney family)
“If I were a lamb would I rather be fucked or be killed?” (About his favorite guest he had on a radio show. The guest married his horse, also the same guy who taped the ONLY unaired Jerry Springer Show.”