My major project this weekend (aside from 675 and 657) was to clean out my life. I went through my email archives deleating all of this crap that I didn't need any more. I also went through my AIM accounts and removed people I havn't seen online in months.
The major thing that was included in this was the going through the blogs I read on a frequent basis. For some reason I hadn't gone through this list in a long time and it was sort of sad to see how many had gone by the wayside. One of the upsides of this has been the fact tha I keep a small text file with clipping of funny sayings that people have made. I give you the following one:
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Mark the gay airline attendent said "The Captain has asked me to announce that we'll be landing shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
He noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your tray so the main man can land."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up bitch."
Posted by henry at October 3, 2004 07:55 PM