You know you are addicted to coffee if...
you grind your coffee beans in your mouth
you sleep with your eyes open
you have to watch videos in fast-forward
the only time you're standing still is during an earthquake
you can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without the timer
you've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week
your eyes stay open when you sneeze
you chew on other people's fingernails
the nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
you’re so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas
you can type sixty words a minute with your feet
you can jump-start your car without cables
you don't sweat, you percolate
you walk twenty miles on your tread mill before you realize it's not plugged in
you forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them
you've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers
people get dizzy just watching you
instant coffee takes too long
you channel surf faster without a remote
you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug
you outlast the Energizer Bunny
you short out motion detectors
you don't even wait for the water to boil anymore
your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale
you help your dog chase its tail
your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee and an IV hook-up
you ski uphill
you get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
you answer the door before people knock
you haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse
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On a slightly different note, I noticed this evening that this is now my 101st entry :-)