I'm a card carrying member of the obnoxious club
--stupid girl at a bar
I was trying to be deliberately vague yet specific
--Conor Sibley
A: I can't get PowerPoint to start
B: Have you plugged the computer into the outlet?
A: Idiot, I didn't say I cna't get the computer to start I can't start a specific program.
--names removed to protect the stupid
More to be added once I remember them